Welcome to Gerald Holmes'es Why Linus doesnt rules like Micorsoft
heres why Linus isnt as good as windows which is very very very good
Thanks you thats why linus is bad and windows is good now go back to my
- linus was made by some high school kids whereas dos and windows was made
by bill Gates the smartest man in the world. linus was made by some junior
high and elementary school kids too, and they are all in jail now because they
hacked into the pentagon so there wont be any more linus operating system
updates but whereas Bill Gates is loved by the federal govenrment and is an
updsatnding citizen who whould never brake no lawas.
- linus doesnt have what they call a GUI which means that you cant use a
mouse and click on things you have to type in words in a different language
probably finnish I dont know but it wont work unless you speak at least 10
different languages and one of those languages has to be a slavic language
and you have a phd in 10 different languages and also can
do math real real good.
- I took this pictures of Bill Gate and Linux Torvalds and I think the
pictures speaks for itselves.
See how long his hairs are see I told you they are all long hairs.
- Also linus doesnt have any applications except ones in 10 different
langueages you dont understand unless you have a degree in horticultureism.
- i used linus once and it didnt go to the right web pages.
- where is space caadet? What? linus has no space cadet? Well how good
can it be then really?
- Micheal Jagger didnt right a song about linus now did he but he did right
a song about the windows start button and that is real innovation.
- linus was funded by the communists and the drug lords and also the
satanists who hope to topel captialsim and other good things but they are
triking people to think that linus is free when really it was made with
moneys from these underlaws peoples to make anarchy everywhere and we cant
have that now can we so buy windows instead.
- everyone agrees that micorsofts "windows nt everywhere" is a good idea
and we cant have nt everywhere if linus is anywhere so we must get rid of
linux intirely or else the dream of nt everywhere will never survives and
we all want it to and if you dont want it too then you are ruining it for
the rest of us and are probably violatin my EULA so Ill sue you if you dont
change your mind emmidiately.
disclamers: all this stufs is just my opinions and dont get scared.